Lily Osler, Author at Yale Daily News

Here Are All of the Things I Learned At Yale

Hi there! Over the course of my time at Yale, I have learned 37 things. Here they are. 1) Contrary to popular belief, if a […]

April 27, 2018

LILY OSLER

Didn’t Get Tapped for a Society? Here Are Six Other Exclusive, Terrible Organizations to Rush Next Year

Everyone knows that Yale’s secret society system is an elitist, exclusionary anachronism, but that doesn’t make it any easier when you get passed over on […]

April 20, 2018

LILY OSLER

Highlights from the Salovey Administration’s Handling of the Zagnar-Pillager-of-Dimensions Fiasco

January 24: At approximately 10 p.m., students studying on the top floor of Sterling Library begin to hear a low, rhythmic thumping emanate from below […]

March 30, 2018

LILY OSLER

Your Ideal Spring Break Destination, Based on the Type of Hag That Stalks Your Darkest Night-Terrors

It’s a problem a whole lot of us have faced: you’re young, you’re ready to explore the world, a crone from the beyond is endlessly […]

March 8, 2018

LILY OSLER

Point: “Lady Bird” Is a Rare Voice of Compassion and Sincerity

If you’d told me at this time last year that a movie would have such a powerful effect on me that, months later, the mere […]

March 2, 2018

LILY OSLER

Counterpoint: “The Emoji Movie” Is True Cinema, You Sniveling Children

Bah! You imbeciles wouldn’t know real film if it smacked you over your flabby noggins. Cinema is about confrontation. It’s about violence, and horror, and […]

March 2, 2018

LILY OSLER

Six Other Ways to Watch Laurie Santos Get Filmed as She Complains About Laptops

It’s official — Professor Laurie Santos’ lecture “Psychology and the Good Life” is the most popular class in Yale’s history. With almost 1,200 students enrolled […]

February 2, 2018