Angelique de Rouen
Contributing Reporter
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Don’t Touch Grandma’s Junk

The elevator inches its way up, rumbling like an upset stomach as I pass each floor. Stepping out from behind the steel doors, I walk […]

Food Fight: Grilled Cheese v. Chicken Tender Day

As the semester quickly comes to an end, it’s time to have a serious discussion on a topic that has been spreading through the Yale […]

Dear Cupid

Dear Cupid, Seriously? You had one job and you couldn’t even do that. Valentine’s Day is coming up fast and you’re slacking off. I never […]

New Year’s Resolutions

Affirmations and Letting Go By Angelique de Rouen   It’s a new year, and I feel lighter. Literally. My appendix left me at the end […]

Yale’s Timmy T Takes

It’s Timothée Chalamet’s World — And I Wish I Wasn’t Living In It By Audrey Kolker   Maybe it’s all two minutes and 33 seconds […]

Could you pull Jack Harlow?

People on the internet have been claiming that they could pull Jack Harlow. Do you think you could? What other celebrities could you or your […]