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Ask Ayla: A Year In Review – And in Music

Welcome to the final Ask Ayla of this school year (I’ll be back). I wanted to offer some final reflections, but I realized this year […]

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An American and Something Else

“An American and Nothing Else: The Great War and the Battle for National Belonging” is a new exhibit in Sterling Memorial Library’s Memorabilia Room that […]

Hairless Dogs and the Like

I felt “at home” at Yale for the first time on a Tuesday night in November. I had a physics midterm Wednesday (back when I […]

Yale Needs to Stop Accepting Republican Students

Republicans are single-handedly destroying the Yale community. They do not offer anything substantial to our campus. They are all racist, bigoted, homophobes, whose mere presence […]

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Pre-Games are my Safe Space

Sometime last semester, a friend of a friend dropped by my room with a handle of Dubra and a stack of red Solo cups. She […]

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A Grant Application from a Future Senator

Dear Money People, This summer break, I would be honored to represent Yale as the young self-promoter that this great institution has shaped me to […]

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Ask Ayla: Goodbyes

Question: We’re approaching the end of the year, yet somehow I’m still meeting new people to whom I’m romantically attracted. Are short-term, whirlwind, often intense […]

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Commuters: Stop Sucking

Dearest few people who read my humor columns: While at Yale, I have noticed a few terms used almost as frequently as Theta girls wear […]

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Bleep Throat: Clean CupcakKe Lyrics

Campus-wide debates have recently centered on the proper pronunciation of CupcakKe, the stage name of Spring Fling artist, Elizabeth Eden Harris. Meanwhile, in the Yale […]

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Highlights from the Salovey Administration’s Handling of the Zagnar-Pillager-of-Dimensions Fiasco

January 24: At approximately 10 p.m., students studying on the top floor of Sterling Library begin to hear a low, rhythmic thumping emanate from below […]

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Marsh Madness

As Yale students, we frequently march through this campus unheedingly, too preoccupied with our own thoughts, conversations and activities to pay attention to the world […]

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