Style points: arbitrary and fictitious, but necessary

My body parts move quickly. I’m an athlete.

Whether they’re called extreme or insane, they’re not for me

If it’s about heat, panting and contortions, it can’t be that bad

It’s picking season again. Relax, it doesn’t actually matter

Forget Cancun and Key West, let’s make ‘SB07’ about getting fit

Nude athletes need some lovin’, too. If you know what I mean…

Bring on the mountain lodges and snow! Just don’t ask me to ski.

Wait a second. You mean Terrell Owens actually plays football?

Where’s the fun? Where’s the controversy? Where’s Diana Ross?

Can’t play tennis? Neither can I. Let’s ‘talk.’