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Fulfilling your Group V: Sex and relationships

I’ve been in the Law School auditorium twice. Once was during my first Camp Yale (the hedonistic blur that was the beginning of life away […]

February 18, 2005

Mama lays down the law to boost your GPA

For those pitiable few who don’t habitually read my column, here’s a brief update: Last time I wrote about the glorious splendors of Seniordom, about […]

February 18, 2005

Section is for losers, not for leaders, so shut up

Remember shopping period freshman year, when you leafed through the mysterious blue book? Trying to find the freshman requirements in that thing was like trying […]

February 18, 2005

Minnesota's Low gets hard, and it feels wonderfully good

This article has been corrected. You may view this article’s correction here. My image of Duluth, Minn. is of a cold, desolate land blanketed with […]

February 18, 2005

AARON Z. LEWIS
Attack of the Thai kung fu mastermind

  Ever since Neo swallowed that fateful pill, a new type of kung fu film has been gathering momentum in America. No longer the stuff […]

February 18, 2005

Meet New Haven's barbershop quartet

Jonathan Sherman-Presser ’06 needed a shave. Badly. After growing out a thick beard, Sherman-Presser decided it was time to part ways with his facial hair, […]

February 18, 2005

Not Brazilian or girls, but boy they're cool

Typically, the term Eurotrash evokes images of tight pleather pants, bad blonde dye jobs, and lots and lots of cigarettes. As a musical genre, Eurotrash […]

February 18, 2005

'Chorus' is dry, superficial, French

Christophe Barratier’s “The Chorus” is a piece of fluff. Beautifully shot, well-acted, French fluff with a lovely score, but fluff nonetheless. Regurgitating “Mr. Holland’s Opus” […]

February 18, 2005

Dull 'Assisted Living' stinks like Grandma

While seemingly benign in the animated realm, nursing homes outside of “The Simpsons” are undeniably tragic. Due to a bevy of tell-all articles, Barbara Walters-narrated […]

February 18, 2005

AARON Z. LEWIS
Profs take acting lessons from undergraduates

Emeritus professor Marie Borroff — alias “Old Sh**ty Meg” — tried to sell her body to Stefano Theodoli-Braschi ’07. Professors Toni Dorfman and Stefanie Markovits […]

February 11, 2005

V-day: Don't cry, have a lot to eat

Many jaded lovers won’t be celebrating Valentine’s Day this year. Rather, they will likely be preoccupying themselves with full-fledged eat-athons, attempting to make any and […]

February 11, 2005