Every week, thousands of newsworthy events transpire on Yale’s campus, and unfortunately, the YDN just doesn’t always have room for all of them. To help you catch up on some of the events you might have missed this week, we’ve published some of the important news headlines that didn’t quite make the cut.
Local Student Amazed at How Accurately Buzzfeed Article Depicts His Life
Yale Inaugurates New President, Peter Hussein Salovey
With New President, Yale Looks to Africa; Can’t Quite See It
Poopetrator Copycat Poops in Toilet
New Haven Biker Gang Rides through Yale Campus, Freshman Winces
Section Asshole Saves Class from Burning Building
Student Drama Production Wows Friends and Family of Cast
Student Body Fails to Notice Pundits Prank
Yale Senior Has “Something” To Do Thursday and Sunday Nights
Former FroCo Group Members Vow to “Get A Meal Sometime”
Local Fraternity Chapter Disappointed by Loose Interpretation of Party Theme
Student in North Court to Everyone: Excuse Me, Are You in Berkeley?
Residential College Gate Pushed Instead of Pulled
Safety Dance Still Canceled
Commons Closed Friday for Orgy
Local Student “Can’t Believe” We Are Halfway Through the Semester
Yale Sporting Event Results in Outcome
Bob Marley Poster Feels “So College,” Suite Explains
Pigeon Flies into Classroom, Aces American Studies Midterm
Student Supplements Lecture Material with Facebook
Berkeley Mac And Cheese Feels Out of Place in Calhoun
Canonical Text “Actually Really Sexist,” Writes DS Student
Student Rationalizes Inadequacy by Seeing Himself as Small Fish in Big Pond
Yale Bros Not Actually Bros
Student Feels He’s Developed Unique Rapport with Adam from G-Heav
Excited Freshman Tapped for GroupMe