Dartmouth wants Brian O’Neill ’12.

Or at least Dong Zhao does. The columnist for The Dartmouth put O’Neill, Yale’s second leading scorer this season, at the top of a list of Ivy League athletes he would like to see transfer to Dartmouth.

O’Neill’s 17 goals lead the Bulldogs. His 37 points are second on the team, but would lead the Big Green by a margin of 10.

Joining O’Neill at No. 9 on Zhao’s list was basketball star Greg Mangano ’12, who leads the Ancient Eight in both points and rebounds per game.

Zhao put Yale’s nickname at No. 10 on the list. “I just cannot take a color as a serious nickname,” he said of his own school’s Big Green moniker.

Neither can we.