Heartbroken? Call on Taylor Swift to guide you through any of your love troubles. Looking to get the party started? Ke$ha will never let you down. But while Taylor’s love therapy and Ke$ha’s contributions to weekend debauchery are always appreciated, there are only so many songs these one-dimensional artists can release before a newer, flashier successor comes around and steals the spotlight.
So here’s a New Year’s Resolution for Ke$ha and Ms. Swift: in 2011, try to broaden your musical range.
They must be getting tired of trying to think of clever ways to say “Let’s get drunk or “Wahhh I miss my boyfriend” anyway.