So … um … Spanish Designer Isabel Mastache designed a collection of cock pants for her AW 2010 collection at Madrid Fashion Week. Mastache makes “avant garde” designs and everything, which we love, but a cock is not avant garde! There’s a fine line between avant garde and hot mess. I mean, not only are the pants awful and ugly, but the worst part is that the peen’s only come in one size!
Also … are you supposed to put your junk, like, inside the pre-cock? Do these pants make underwear useless? Clearly these pants are not meant to be wore in, like, reality – it’s a piece that’s meant to get the blogosphere buzzing. Normally, I would defend outrageousness by saying someting like “It’s couture!” so it doesn’t have to make sense. But this time, I’m not gonna say it.