Nobody watches the Grammy’s for the awards. Helllllo! It’s all about the outfits and the red carpet. My drag mother Lady Gaga didn’t win any awards during the live Grammy broadcast, a fact that kinda makes me want to monster claw Taylor Swift.

Ra ra ra ah ah ahhhh…

But! The Most Interesting Celebrity On The Planet beat out all the stars on the fashion tip, as always. In her first look of many, The Lady wore a pee-colored weave and a glitter covered couture barbed wire fence. Yay for Armani Privé! If you take a closer look, you can see that she’s wearing a full body suit from head to toe. Plus, she carried a couture torture device as a purse. I am making my own right now.

Of course, that’s only the beginning. Inside the theatre, The Lady morphed into a disco ball skyscraper with a hat that could either be a jousting stick or a cell phone tower. Don’t come too close or she will eff you up.

What I want to know is…how does Gaga and her Haus keep coming up with all of these fabulous ideas for *every* public appearance?! Isn’t all the creativity exhausting? No wonder she had to cancel all of those shows. It truly is hard work being fabulous.