Public Notice: if McCain wins, scene’s editors and all of their friends are moving to Canada. Below is the music they will be listening to:

1. Fuck the World — 2Pac

2. Don’t Stop Believing — Journey

3. On the Road Again — REO Speedwagon

4. Night Moves — Bob Seger

5. Signed, Sealed, Delivered — Stevie Wonder

6. North American Scum — LCD Soundsystem

7. Blame Canada — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

8. Born to Run — Bruce Springsteen

8. Don’t Cha — Pussycat Dolls

9. Dreaming — Blondie

10. Patience — Guns N’ Roses

11. Roll Out — Ludacris

12. End of The World (As We Know It) — R.E.M.

13. I Get Around — Dragonette

Followed by hours upon hours of Gwar.

Toronto — the new Williamsburg? Let’s hope not.