Author Archives: Teo Soares

We respectfully submit our nominations for the next president of Yale University. In no particular order: Old Spice Guy: Look at Levin, now look at this guy, now back at Levin, now back at this guy. We need a president with chiseled abs. Eric Wenzel: Thwarting the tofu onslaught since 2004. Daenerys Targaryen: The rightful »

Listened to Dean Miller at the Freshman Assembly explain why the world wouldn’t end in 2012. Listens to Dean Miller in 2012 explain why fun will end at Yale College. Thought no meant no and yes meant yes. Isn’t sure anymore. Thought about rushing a capella. Lip-syncs “Call Me Maybe” in the shower. Hadn’t given »

Dear Sirs and Madams of Skull and Bones: We’re writing because we didn’t get our pre-taps last night. You must have forgotten us, which is weird because we’ve friend-requested all 15 of you on Facebook. You may not have noticed, but we’ve spent the past month stalking you in dining halls, at libraries and from »

Inspired by President Obama’s recently released campaign playlist, whose tunes so accurately capture America’s national climate (e.g., “Green Onions,” by Booker Ts & The MGs), we compiled a soundtrack for the every day of Yale life. Dubra: “Fade into Darkness,” Avicii Ronnell Higgins: “Not Afraid,” Eminem McKinsey info session: “Turn My Swag On,” Soulja Boy »