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Congratulations!

February 21, 2014 • 0
My name is Colin Harp! I would like to welcome you to what we here at the Company like to call “the Company.” We are pleased that you are interested in joining us! This letter confirms the terms of our offer with respect to your terms of employment.
We're so sad to see that yellow go.
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RIP ABP, replacement: TBD

October 4, 2013 • 0
Au Bain Pain is out, but what’s in? A lot of rumors have been flying around Yale as to what will replace Blue State’s immature, bed-wetting younger brother. Let’s take a moment to break down the possibilities.
We're gonna miss the hell out of this lady.

These Were the Best Days of My Flurm

February 8, 2013 • 4761
In 2006, Tina Fey introduced me to “30 Rock.” She didn’t personally come to Wall, New Jersey to do it. Wall isn’t really a destination spot in and of itself.
The "zompoc" is gonna rip the living shit out of you.

CAN YALE WITHSTAND THE WORST?

November 30, 2012 • 4424
I am talking about an elaborate monthlong siege of Yale in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Does Yale have a contingency plan? Are there evacuation, defense and sustaining procedures in place for a “zompoc” scenario? If not, I feel it my duty to present to you my expert opinion.