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RIP ABP, replacement: TBD
Au Bain Pain is out, but what’s in? A lot of rumors have been flying around Yale as to what will replace Blue State’s immature, bed-wetting younger brother. Let’s take a moment to break down the possibilities.
These Were the Best Days of My Flurm
In 2006, Tina Fey introduced me to “30 Rock.” She didn’t personally come to Wall, New Jersey to do it. Wall isn’t really a destination spot in and of itself.
CAN YALE WITHSTAND THE WORST?
I am talking about an elaborate monthlong siege of Yale in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Does Yale have a contingency plan? Are there evacuation, defense and sustaining procedures in place for a “zompoc” scenario? If not, I feel it my duty to present to you my expert opinion.