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Sign me up?

January 24, 2005 • 0
Contrary to popular (read: my) belief, it turns out that “joining the United States Army” does not immediately translate to “picking up a rifle, getting a crew cut, heading down to a state with a disturbingly low Starbucks-to-person ratio, and cracking push-ups with a tank top-clad Demi Moore on a cement floor as some kind »