STAFF COLUMN
Something for Congress to investigate

I write to tell you about a conspiracy more insidious than the Clinton pardons. I may be discriminated against for what I say here, but […]

Life-saving drugs, the profit motive and Yale

When I talk about Yale’s ethical licensing policy, most of the time I’m referring to the use of sweatshops in apparel manufacturing. Yale licenses the […]

Analysis of today’s big issues: Vegans, placentas

The problem with being the most influential newspaperman of my generation is that I have to be very choosy about my column topics. Sure, I […]

Dysfunctional democrats are sure hard to kill

Will Rogers once responded to a reporter’s query about his political affiliation by emphatically stating, “I am not a member of an organized political party. […]

Closet conservatives don’t protest, they get rich

Warning: This column may not be suitable for frothing-at-the-mouth lefties, and they should feel free and encouraged to stop reading now, put down the Yale […]

What Eminem’s fame says about America

Eminem performed with Elton John. Toni Braxton wore a loincloth. Lil’ Bow Wow drove Madonna onto the stage. Jill Scott sang with The Blue Man […]

The monkey approach to senior essays: Just write it

To state the painfully obvious, many senior essay drafts are due this week. Hundreds of important papers are due in the coming days. All this […]

Rusty razors, pricey tickets and my first spring break

Two weeks ago, the bitter blizzard blinded me with blistering snow and cockily ripped apart my quality $3.50 umbrella. A week ago, the winter permafrost […]

Good Clinton, Evil Clinton conspire in pardons

I wish Bill Clinton would go hibernate somewhere, so I wouldn’t have to keep writing about him. As much as I agree with President George […]

While it may still be February, at least we don’t go to Harvard

When I was five I had a tendency to say precocious things. I once gravely told my preschool teacher, “February is the longest month.” A […]

Bush taps Yale graduate to head UN mission

This weekend, President George W. Bush promised John D. Negroponte ’60 some new office space. The address is 799 United Nations Plaza, the corner of […]