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MATT HOROWITZ
Oh, the paranoia — NotMe experiments

One night not too long ago, a very close friend of mine — let’s call him “NotMe,” — was high on marijuana. Yes, that’s right, […]

February 27, 2003

CHRIS ROVZAR
Winter sucks — yeah, we know, so buck up

I have an announcement to make: It’s cold. It’s snowy. Winter sucks. I just wanted to clear that up for everybody, once and for all. […]

February 27, 2003

BRADLEY BAILEY
A close encounter of the monster truck kind

This time of year is a magical one. A time when all the corn-fed republicans crawl out of the backwoods of Connecticut, their stunning mullets […]

February 27, 2003

WILL BRITT
Reinventing the holiday: D-Day strikes back

I want to make a holiday. It would be fun, for one thing, and kids would love me forever for getting them out of school. […]

January 23, 2003

JESSICA TOM
Yale life through the eyes of a control freak

Back when I was cuter than the Olsen twins and Will Smith didn’t totally ditch Jazzy Jeff, I was on top of the world. My […]

January 23, 2003

BRADLEY BAILEY
Home for the holidays — Bailey style

In my youth, many a cold December afternoon was spent, but definitely not wasted, lazily dreaming. I would stare out the window into the glistening […]

January 23, 2003

CHRIS ROVZAR
A parent’s guide to inflicting psychological damage

I realized over this winter break that all of our parents are crazy. And, in turn, that they have made us all crazy in some […]

January 23, 2003

BRADLEY BAILEY
Bailey goes academic — with a Q-pac whore

Nudism is an interesting aspect of life here at Yale, but surprisingly, a very old one, steeped in years of tradition as well as torment […]

December 11, 2002

CHRIS ROVZAR
Tall (drunken) tales from a Yalie who knows

I have a problem. And if you are a wild and crazy Yalie like me, you probably have it, too. In fact, I know you […]

December 11, 2002

DANIEL GOFF
Drowning in a sea of Goffs

One of the hardest things to get used to this year at Yale has been the loss of my unique identity. I’m not saying that […]

December 11, 2002

CHRIS ROVZAR
Rovzar builds his resume with geriatric nudity

I’ve always been impressed with the things that Yalies do for their summer vacations. I’ve heard the most amazing stories. Some people were teargassed, some […]

November 14, 2002