Austin Bryniarski
Staff Columnist
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BRYNIARSKI: Mercury retrograde forever

I may not be a “science person,” but I think the evidence adds up.

BRYNIARSKI: Marry rich

Now, if a holiday emblematic of “love” has literally nothing to do with it, then neither should anything else. Leave real romance — the Monica/Chandler or Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy kind — to the nineties and Jane Austen.