Ericka Henriquez

Romance is in the air, but is it in the stars for you this WKND? You’ve already given up on your New Year’s resolutions and are likely looking to fill the void with love — or, more accurately, a mentally draining situationship. 

Valentine’s Day might be the perfect excuse to run away from your problems by running into someone’s arms — no matter how toxic they are. You’ll get some character development from it … or become emotionally unavailable like the rest of us.

Here is what your love horoscope says about you:

Aries

You’ve been lacking your usual courage recently, but now is not the time to be shy. Stop playing eye tag in your econ lecture and holla at ya boy (or whoever your crush is). 

Taurus

You’ve been unsuccessfully pursuing romantic connections and neglecting your friends in the process. Remember love in a friendship is just as important as any other relationship. Plan a Galentine’s party to remind your friends they’re appreciated.

Gemini

Sign yourself up to get a clown escort from Fifth Humor. You need the company this weekend and the reminder that your love life is a joke. 

Cancer

Stay off of social media this weekend. You need to curb your habit of spending Valentine’s Day alone and judging romantic posts online. You can’t complain about other people’s relationships when you aren’t in one yourself.

Leo

You currently lack romantic prospects so you’ll have to live vicariously through your favorite rom-coms. You love being the main character more than being with someone else anyway.

Virgo

You don’t actually want a relationship because you can’t find the ‘perfect’ partner. However, you can make the perfect soundtrack. Listen to your favorite songs while making up romantic scenarios in your head. 

Libra

If you’re debating whether or not to post your long-term, low commitment, on/off situationship on Instagram this Valentine’s Day, please don’t. There’s no need to make the humiliation public. Everyone is already judging you privately. 

Scorpio

You have your sights set on someone, but aim for a subtler approach rather than your usual forward flirtation. Try serenading them with an epic love song, or if you can’t hold a tune, send them a singing Valentine.

Sagittarius

You’re already preparing to party hard this weekend to forget your ex. Unfortunately, blacking out will not make them come back. Stop chasing after validation and try self-love instead.

Capricorn

You’re wondering whether you should start seeing someone, but you should be seeing the backs of your eyelids instead. You’ve pulled too many all-nighters cramming for midterms and all that Celsius is definitely going to catch up to you — it may be the only thing stopping your heart this Valentine’s Day.

Aquarius

Although this is your season, try not to make it all about you. Too much individualism will leave you lonely, but don’t fret. Surely you have a steamy romance novel to keep you company.

Pisces

Don’t lower your standards just because someone gives you a bit of attention. You’ll regret it when all of your friends keep telling you “As long as you’re happy.” Translation: they’re ugly and your friends know you deserve better. Listen to them.