Julia Leatham

– Butterfingered Yale-Harvard football game interrupted by peaceful student protest. Armed police swiftly respond, outnumbering protesters quickly.

– Yale climate protester “really glad she had a good hair day” as she chants for climate justice in front of stadium full of peers and good-looking recent alums.

– Climate protesters just can’t seem to agree on the chant.

– L.A. Yalie pauses complaint about recent California wildfires to boo climate protesters.

– Protesters called “pathetic” by man in beanie. Man is soothed by passerby’s query of “dude?”

– Yale protester excited for Woodstock-style arrest photo; plans to “run it through VSCO” to get it “Instagram-ready.”

– Yale football fan surreptitiously Googles “divestment.”

– Elderly Yale alum is convinced climate protest is Yale marching band skit

– LTE crashes at the Yale Bowl as entire stadium Googles, “What is Puerto Rican debt?”

– Protester tells football player, “you’re losing anyway!” Football player responds with conceding nod

– Student who jumped the wall to join protest re-joins the stands just as easily says, “I’ve always been more of a follower.”

– Yale police officer giddily calls out, “Who wants to get arrested!?”

– Yale football player yearns to join protest; insecure manhood compels him to stay in the warm up line.

– Yale student readily concedes to police orders, having already proven himself a social justice warrior on Instagram Live.

– Yale student takes a “really cute Game pic” with her sorority sisters; pissed off that climate protesters are photobombing

– Career protester becomes bored with protest; joins anti-protest protest.

– Yale athletics department shuts down climate crisis protest, allowing Yale Football to continue losing the game

– Climate protesters inexplicably angry at Yale football’s “glow-up” in the second half

– Yale football fans more enraged by referee’s bad call than climate crisis.

– Yale protester desperately refreshes New York Times’ coverage, hoping for a photo cameo.

Julia Leatham | julia.leatham@yale.edu

Sara Luzuriaga | sara.luzuriaga@yale.edu