I’m not in Miami, trick. Florida Gov. Rick Scott offered Yale a new home in the Sunshine State in a statement released yesterday. Scott’s invitation came in response to a proposed Connecticut bill to tax the University’s $25.6 billion endowment. “We would welcome a world-renowned university like Yale to our state,” Scott said. Yale was founded in 1701 — 144 years before Florida became a state.

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