Do you remember the glory days, back in middle school, when your AIM away message was your entire social media presence? Now, there are just too many ways to express your feels online. You could make a status (but where?) post a photo (but WHERE?). What’s the difference between Instagram and Snapchat? We’d talk about Friendsy, but we don’t understand the question and won’t respond to it. Still, whatever your social media struggle, we sympathize. We want you all to succeed—and we’re tired of seeing Twitter-cali- ber posts on Facebook, so we’ve made a handy flowchart to tell you what to post where.