F R I D A Y / / A U G U S T 2 7

YALE RECORD ONLINE BLUE BOOK PARODY RELEASE

THE YALE RECORD OFFICE // ALL DAY

It’s not very funny and shouldn’t be labeled as an event on Yale Station. If you really want to read it, just access it online at http://www.yalerecord.com/bluebook.

SHABBAT DINNER AT CHABAD

37 EDGEWOOD AVENUE // 7:30 PM

Get the year started right with a l’chaim and a free and delicious shabbat dinner. The dining halls are closed, so why not open yourself up to a room chalk full of swinging singles and challah bread!

IMPROVAGANZA

DAVENPORT COMMON ROOM // 11:00 PM

Abbreviated improv shows are great, as hit jokes from last year’s shows are recycled before naïve freshman ears. Don’t miss Purple Crayon’s performance. They are long-form masterminds. And get pumped for your first in-flesh interaction with “That’s Why I Chose Yale” director Ethan Kuperberg ’11 and his best Just Add Water comedy buds Will Stephen ’11 and Matthew George ’11 (who’s totally writing a musical alongside James Franco)!