Tired of hearing about Lady Gaga and/or Beyoncé? Tough! The whole world is sitting on the edge of its seat while Beyoncé and Lady Gaga film Gaga’s next single, “Telephone” in the middle of nowhere. If you ask me, “Telephone” is gonna be the hottest club anthem of two-oh-one-oh, so get ready. “Stop callin’, stop callin’ I don’t wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.” Worrrrkkk!

Nobody has seen the video yet, but judging by the pics we can do a Preliminary Couture Count: 1 outrageous hat; 1 piece of lamé; 2 potentially obnoxious dresses; and unlimited weave. Anyway, I’m sure the video outfits will be so fabulous. Just one question, though: how can so much diva fit in the same car?