This week, scene recommends the following:
SEX ON KETAMINE
why?
Think about sex. Then ttthhhiiinnnkkk aaabbbooouuut hhhaaavvviiinnnggg iiittt rrreeeaaalllyyy sssslllloooowwwwllllyyyy. Sound fun? Try K.
THOMAS KINKADE PUZZLES
why?
It’s all his art is good for.
TRIBBLES
why?
They inspire love even in robotic Spock. They are born pregnant. They have no faces.
SKA MUSIC
why?
If the gods spoke, they would speak in ska.
BAR
why?
They got a microbrewery, so no room for tomfoolery.
FAUSTIAN PACTS
why?
In the ’30s, Robert Johnson met the Devil on a Mississippi crossroads at midnight. The Devil tuned his guitar in return for his soul, and Johnson invented the blues. Go figure.
VPN CLIENT
why?
Remote JStor access, you must touch this (Yale Software Library)
CHICKEN COUSCOUS DINNER
why?
Venture at the crest of day, Kasbah Garden on Howe Way, and order, as they say, a glorious heap of coucous — with chicken!
APPLES TO APPLES
why?
It’s wicked, wild, wonderful fun.
TAIWANESE CYBER-SIMULATIONS OF AMERICAN NEWS
why?
The sim version of Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubb is subtitled with, “Two days later they had their first sex.”
‘APOCALYPTO’
why?
Human sacrifice and tapir killing. James Horner. Mel Gibson.
TABOO
why?
You can describe a wiener-mobile as a “cock car.”