This week, scene recommends the following:
SEX ON KETAMINE
Think about sex. Then ttthhhiiinnnkkk aaabbbooouuut hhhaaavvviiinnnggg iiittt rrreeeaaalllyyy sssslllloooowwwwllllyyyy. Sound fun? Try K.
THOMAS KINKADE PUZZLES
It’s all his art is good for.
They inspire love even in robotic Spock. They are born pregnant. They have no faces.
If the gods spoke, they would speak in ska.
They got a microbrewery, so no room for tomfoolery.
In the ’30s, Robert Johnson met the Devil on a Mississippi crossroads at midnight. The Devil tuned his guitar in return for his soul, and Johnson invented the blues. Go figure.
Remote JStor access, you must touch this (Yale Software Library)
CHICKEN COUSCOUS DINNER
Venture at the crest of day, Kasbah Garden on Howe Way, and order, as they say, a glorious heap of coucous — with chicken!
APPLES TO APPLES
It’s wicked, wild, wonderful fun.
TAIWANESE CYBER-SIMULATIONS OF AMERICAN NEWS
The sim version of Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubb is subtitled with, “Two days later they had their first sex.”
Human sacrifice and tapir killing. James Horner. Mel Gibson.
You can describe a wiener-mobile as a “cock car.”