I’ve spent half of my life in this decade, and it has been, without a doubt, one of the top two decades of cinema I’ve ever experienced. From the indie explosions of “Memento” and “Eternal Sunshine,” to the Kubrickian “There Will Be Blood,” to the epic “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, the last 10 years have been more than Netflix worthy. Yet there were a few instant classics whose commitment to quality cinema remain so high above the rest that there is only one way I could properly review them (based mainly on my lack of time). For this very special issue of “Haiku Review,” I’ll take a look at my picks of seven films I think we’ll look back on as really good indicators of where we were in the ’00s – for better or worse. To those of you unaware, haikus are kind of like ancient Japanese tweets.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
His life is quite strange:
Moving backwards, but also
Two hours too long.
The Time Traveler’s Wife
Saw it on a plane
Cheesy and predictable
But still made me cry.
Old Dogs
Haven’t seen it yet
But Robin AND Travolta?
Best picture shoo-in.
Daddy Day Camp
Just watched the trailer
Wait, is that Cuba Gooding?
How the mighty fall.
The Ugly Truth
A horrible plot
And quite blatantly sexist
But Heigel is HOT.
27 Dresses
I feel overwhelmed
So, so, so many weddings
I’m hungry for cake.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
These babies are smart
In fact, they outsmart adults
Haven’t slept well since.