I don’t know who General Tso was, but I know he would have wanted his tofu crispy, savory, and pleasantly greasy. And I am positive he would not have stood for what Yale dining served us last week at dinner, falsely using the General’s name to describe a dish that tasted like tropical fruit punch. I looked closer at the ingredient list and was horrified to see “orange/guava/passion juice concentrate” and apricot preserves on the list. If I wanted to get my daily dose of Vitamin C, I would have eaten an orange, thank you very much. Where’s the sesame oil? Where are the scallions? Where’s the
fucking soy sauce?? The only ingredient listed that doesn’t offend me is “fat absorbed in frying.”