By Donnell Gavin

BEIJING, China, 12:01 a.m. — Notable people I saw at a party at “The Commune” near the Great Wall last night:

1- Rupert Murdoch (my friend used his chopsticks)

2- Clive Davis

3- Jared Leto (swoon)

Honorable mention: the father of the guy who owns NBC

Also amusing:

When I arrived yesterday, I was detained at the gate outside the house because the President’s motorcade was leaving, and also because I was on the security list as Mr. Donnel Gavin.