Author Archives: Madison Moore

P-P-Paris Fashion Week is here! It’s the only fashion week that actually matters, so there are many shows to look forward to! Today: Dries Van Noten and Gareth Pugh! Let’s highlight some of the hottest looks that walked today. Dries Van Noten DVN didn’t use a single model of color, which annoys me just a »

You know you’re a pop icon when some dude can draw you on a cookie — and everybody still knows it’s you! A little while back, two little monsters celebrated Her Gaganess by making a batch of cookies based on her various outrageous outfits. Faaaabulous. Remember this performance? God I love that glob of blood »

Sorry to disappoint you, Lautner fans, but it turns out that Taylor’s trademark Really Hot Abs belong to another dude (allegedly!), who is way hotter, in my opinion. In posters for Twilight New Moon, it seems like Taylor’s abs were totally Photoshopped from the hotter dude. Sheesh, as if he needed that much more abage. »

First Alexander Wang streamed his collection “live” in Times Square during New York Fashion Week, and now Christopher Bailey over at Burberry is taking the show to you, wherever you are! The Burberry Prorsum AW 2010 Collection was streamed live yesterday, and the video is super profesh. It’s much longer than the actual show, and »

So … um … Spanish Designer Isabel Mastache designed a collection of cock pants for her AW 2010 collection at Madrid Fashion Week. Mastache makes “avant garde” designs and everything, which we love, but a cock is not avant garde! There’s a fine line between avant garde and hot mess. I mean, not only are »

I was so pissed off last week when I saw that the designers on Project Runway would have to, like, make clothes for children. WTFWTFWTF? I was so mad I almost threw a heel at my TV in protest. Nobody watches Project Runway to see kids. Nobody! But then, here comes Tim Gunn — “Designers…I »

You’re just chilling at a hot frat party when all of a sudden this girl rolls up into the room and she’s wearing a, like, Snickers dress. No. For real — the dress has the same color scheme and logo as a Snickers bar. Hmm. So you’re just kind of unsure if she’s dead serious »

Marc Jacobs Leave it to me to love anything that sparkles! I love this dress…I feel slightly less passionate about the awful green gloves and boots! I mean, I like them…I just wish they weren’t baby poop green. Also, this looks like a dress you could cut yourself in! Diane Von Furstenberg I am so »

Do you need of a pair of super chic sunglasses to wear during Spring Break? Or how about a fabulous way to protect your eyes from those god awful, like, UV rays so you don’t wrinkle? Don’t worry – Alexander Wang has the answer! My favorite designer of the moment will launch a line of »

Andre Leon Talley, my idol and the also the most fabulous black dude in America will finally be a guest judge on the two millionth season of American’s Next Top Idol. I have been waiting like totally forever for this moment! ALT will replace Miss J., who is leaving ANTM to do charity work for »

Last night, the ever-fierce queen of burlesque Miss Dita Von Tesse was a celebrity guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Yay — she even wore diamonds in her hair for the occasion. You gotta love any panel of judges that has RuPaul’s weave and Dita Von Tesse’s make up on it! In the episode, the »

Louis Vuiton’s latest “It” bag is the “Raindrop Besace,” yours for only $2,000! And guess what? It’s basically a giant trash bag! No joke. The Besace is made from coated canvas, meaning it’s, like, waterproof — just in case you need a designer bag to take with you through the rainforest or whatever. The bag »