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Suis-je Charlie?

January 16, 2015
I do not claim to write here anything that countless bloggers and columnists all over this country have not already expressed. Rather, my hope is to bring to Yale some of the discussion about the implications of saying “Je Suis Charlie” without fully knowing the background or context in which Charlie Hebdo operates.
The People speak out against grade change!

You Said It!: Voices Against Grade Change

April 5, 2013
“I think American grading doing all the wrong right now. In my province, when you write good paper you get one pebble. If you save enough pebbles, you go to Andrei and trade in for brick. Who knows! Twenty, thirty years, maybe you build house. I almost have house!” -Andrzejek Kzrlsatkpjk ’16, international student from former Soviet Socialist Republic
Much like the sad student councilors in this photograph, the YCC is feelin' pretty trapped right now.

Email announcements from your friendly neighborhood YCC

February 15, 2013
We wish the YDN hadn’t ruined the surprise.
You can't do these shenanigans unless you registered that off-campus party, mister.

Dance: Dance Revolution?

October 12, 2012
Dear Yale Community, As you all know, there has been some debate this past week over the cancellation, for the foreseeable future, of the Safety Dance held by Silliman College. The cancellation was due to the rising safety concerns regarding drunkenness and dangerous revelry around campus. Henceforth, because we truly do care about the drinking »

Bulldog Days 2012 Schedule of Events

April 13, 2012
Residential Colleges Continental Breakfast: 8:00 a.m. – 11:00 a.m., Lunch: 11:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m., Dinner: 5:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Please take note that, despite its name, Berkeley Mac and Cheese is not limited to Berkeley College. In fact, it will be the only dish served for all three meals at every dining hall »
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg walks with NYPD officers in the 2011 Veterans Day Parade.

Message from NYPD re: the Yale Community

February 24, 2012
After the Associated Press revealed that the New York Police Department had been monitoring Muslim student associations at Yale, we were able to obtain access to the Official Police Report, which reveals the shocking findings of years of expert investigation on Yale’s campus. Students are advised to read in the safety and privacy of their »
Ronald Reagan being American. Now you can major in this!

Minor Thoughts on Undergraduate Majors

February 10, 2012
The recent creation of the Ethnicity, Race & Migration major, and the division of the Biology major has brought to our attention the limitations of the current majors offered at Yale. Therefore, we have taken it upon ourselves to submit to the Dean of Undergraduate Studies, Joseph W. Gordon, some modifications to the current lineup »

Yale men are getting better at sex, you’re welcome

January 27, 2012
To the perpetually unsatisfied straight single women of Yale: on behalf of all the Nice-Looking, Not-Evil and Socially Adjusted Straight Single Males (NLNESASSM) of Yale, we sincerely apologize for our past sexual ineptitudes. After reading last weekend’s column in the YDN, we have come to realize that we can no longer coast through coitus with »