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You Said It!: Voices Against Grade Change
“I think American grading doing all the wrong right now. In my province, when you write good paper you get one pebble. If you save enough pebbles, you go to Andrei and trade in for brick. Who knows! Twenty, thirty years, maybe you build house. I almost have house!”
-Andrzejek Kzrlsatkpjk ’16, international student from former Soviet Socialist Republic
A WEEKEND WORDBENDER
What better way to kill time than by taking your shiny little neurons out for a test drive? Caleb Madison ’15, a master of the English language, delivers one of his hippest crosswords to date. If you fill out the entire puzzle and show it to him, he will emcee your next birthday bash. Happy Guessing!
Dance: Dance Revolution?
Dear Yale Community, As you all know, there has been some debate this past week over the cancellation, for the foreseeable future, of the Safety Dance held by Silliman College. The cancellation was due to the rising safety concerns regarding drunkenness and dangerous revelry around campus. Henceforth, because we truly do care about the drinking
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Bulldog Days 2012 Schedule of Events
Residential Colleges Continental Breakfast: 8:00 a.m. – 11:00 a.m., Lunch: 11:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m., Dinner: 5:00 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Please take note that, despite its name, Berkeley Mac and Cheese is not limited to Berkeley College. In fact, it will be the only dish served for all three meals at every dining hall
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Message from NYPD re: the Yale Community
After the Associated Press revealed that the New York Police Department had been monitoring Muslim student associations at Yale, we were able to obtain access to the Official Police Report, which reveals the shocking findings of years of expert investigation on Yale’s campus. Students are advised to read in the safety and privacy of their
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Minor Thoughts on Undergraduate Majors
The recent creation of the Ethnicity, Race & Migration major, and the division of the Biology major has brought to our attention the limitations of the current majors offered at Yale. Therefore, we have taken it upon ourselves to submit to the Dean of Undergraduate Studies, Joseph W. Gordon, some modifications to the current lineup
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Yale men are getting better at sex, you’re welcome
To the perpetually unsatisfied straight single women of Yale: on behalf of all the Nice-Looking, Not-Evil and Socially Adjusted Straight Single Males (NLNESASSM) of Yale, we sincerely apologize for our past sexual ineptitudes. After reading last weekend’s column in the YDN, we have come to realize that we can no longer coast through coitus with
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