Then vs. Now

Cha-cha-cha-changes.

Listened to Dean Miller at the Freshman Assembly explain why the world wouldn’t end in 2012.

Listens to Dean Miller in 2012 explain why fun will end at Yale College.


Thought no meant no and yes meant yes.

Isn’t sure anymore.


Thought about rushing a capella.

Lip-syncs “Call Me Maybe” in the shower.


Hadn’t given much thought to the nation of Singapore.

Uses articles about Yale-in-Singapore as kindling.


Read the 2009 freshman girl scouting report.

Wishes the athletic department would put that kind of effort into scouting athletes.


Wanted to save babies in Africa.

Thinks that statement may be post-colonialist.


Was appalled at the upperclassman walk-of-shaming it on Cross Campus on Tuesday morning.

Takes College to avoid the sprinklers.

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