GET THEE TO A HAIRCUTTERY…AND HAVE A SUBLIME WEEKEND (NOTICE: YOUR BREAK AND CHILDHOOD MAY BE OVER (THANKS Monsiuer Rudnick ’09), BUT YOUR DISCERNING FACULTIES REQUIRE ATTENDING—Consider the QU WISELY, AND UNPACK JORDAN’S ARTICLE WITH CARE.) ALL LOVE AND WARMTH, YOUR BUDDIES AT SCENE