1) Not hot Is a pretentious twit, doesn’t have James Franco’s winning smile. 2) Asks you to lead section next week Wait, isn’t that, like, your job? 3) Two words: reading responses Five words: I didn’t do the reading! 4) No laptops in section But J.Crew has a 50 percent off sale — I mean, I want to take copious notes. 5) Reminds you of your depressing future post-Yale That is, if I don’t get that consulting job. 6) Thinks the section asshole’s comments are deeply insightful Can’t you see he’s just a slightly better bullshitter than the rest of us? 7) Terrible office hours 4:15-4:32 p.m. on Prospect Street. 8) Is hot … But refuses to take you to GPSCY. 9) Only reads paper drafts turned in two weeks in advance And when I actually manage to send it in on time, he replies, “This looks good.” 10) Calls on you when you’re not raising your hand I still didn’t do the reading. -Magazine Staff