Magazine | 5:09 pm | December 17, 2011 | By Tao Tao Holmes

I never called white kids lazy

Tao Tao Holmes, above left, did not call white kids lazy.

According to the Internet, I, Tao Tao Holmes, consider white kids lazy and spoiled. You caught me red-handed. I hereby admit to being a rampant, egocentric racist. Woe is me, and woe is the nine pages of Google hits that offer up links to the AP article “Some Asians’ college strategy: Don’t check ‘Asian’” when »

Magazine | 11:13 pm | November 10, 2011 | By Tao Tao Holmes

We all run wrong

Running barefoot is probably better than running in high heels.

So I run wrong. I got it. And the more I run, the worse it’s gonna get – the more I’m going to kill my joints, the creakier I’ll be in twenty years, the more worthless pairs of shiny, aesthetically divine sneakers I’m going to pay money to hurt me. I wish you’d told me »