February 7th, 2011 | Uncategorized

YaleStation wants to set you up

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, the new YaleStation Dating survey is online. Questions include “Which campus publication do you read regularly?” (choices: The YD”N”, the Oldest College Daily; Yale Record; The Lit Mag; The Yale Historical Review; “Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother,” by Amy Chua) and “How loose are your morals?” (choices: Celibate until marriage (or death); If you want some, I’ll make you work for it; I’ll make an exception if you’re cute; I never go to Toad’s without a condom).

If you answer well you are bound to find true love!