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DKE LATE NITE
79 LAKE PLACE // 2:00 AM
Arguably more entertaining than Toad’s, DKE Late Nite features large shirtless men dancing on a wooden bar, as nearly-expired girls grind away their envy for the youthful, wrinkle / cellulite-free freshman class.
POWER YOGA + BOOT CAMP
OLD CAMPUS GREEN // 7:00 AM
Start out your Sunday right with a yoga course for experienced, flexible, balanced and mentally strong students. Follow up with an intense Boot Camp with the tight-assed equivalent of General McChrystal. If only Dean’s Office liaison Therese Barbuto knew that nobody wants to wake up early to sweat through high-intensity cardio after a late-night of Obama-era Yale parties.
PRE-CHURCH PICNIC WITH TRINITY BAPTIST STUDENTS
CALHOUN COURTYARD // 9:15 AM
After that Power Yoga and Boot Camp, you might want to nourish your exhausted body with a smorgasbord of finger foods and a bottle full of Jesus. Eat, Pray, Love.
YALE DRAMA COALITION SEASON PREVIEW AND FRESHMAN AUDITION WORKSHOP
TBD // 3:30 PM
Come learn about all the wonderful theatrical options at Yale before quitting your career as a valuable high school actor as a surprising voice crack eliminates your chances of getting a callback for Rent the Musical. Or succeed.
SWING & BLUES DANCE PRACTICUM
211 PARK STREET // 8:00 PM
A beautiful mystery on campus, these jazz era ZEALOTS carry the torch of a ghostly tradition that will surely find an audience at Toad’s or DKE Late Nite. Basically they’re not drunken idiots. Probably.
WOOLSEY HALL A CAPPELLA JAMBOREE
WOOLSEY HALL // 10:30 PM
Nothing says awesome Sunday night like 2.5 hours inside Woolsey wondering why singers ever perform without instruments. Everyday is “College Musical” when you join a cappella. No, just kidding. Everyday sucks when you join a cappella.
OUTDOOR SILAT WELLNESS SESSION
WOMEN’S TABLE // 4:00 PM
This group has devoted its existence to preserving the legacy of Lil’ John and having good skin. We hope. It sounds like they will be checking in with each other for a while on Sunday afternoon. The mystery of this group’s name exceeds our interest in tracking down their actual function. Good luck guys.