Geico deja vu: It’s hard to defend this caveman
Ladies, listen up! I’ve discovered the secret — the reason why men everywhere are unintelligible assholes. It’s because, apparently, “dickhead,” in guy talk, means “friend” and “hey buttwipe!” means “I missed you.” I know, shocking.
For new coach, a debut in front of the cameras, too
Williams: 'We're going to beat Harvard'
TOM WILLIAMS, NFL ASSISTANT, TO BE NAMED FOOTBALL COACH