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Updated: Tuesday, October 7, 2008 at 8:38pm

Leave the teens to their eyeliner and angst

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Claire Gordon
Guest Columnist
Published Friday, April 25, 2008
“I WANT TO WATCH SOME PORN!” declared Kathryn Olivarius, Women’s Center board member and porn virgin. “Google it,” I said. “Google what?” she replied. “Porn,” I told her. Kathryn giddily selected “18 year old French-Canadian slut.” “This is ridiculous,” she laughed. Thirty seconds later she stopped the clip. “I’m not old enough for this,” she whimpered. Kathryn Olivarius had witnessed her first creampie.
#1 By Chase O. 2:05pm on April 25, 2008

It does sound as though Ms Olivarius was asking for it.

#2 By (Anonymous) 2:27pm on April 25, 2008

I agree with you! Whoever takes Miley that seriously doesn't realize Britney Spears was once that same way... What about other actresses and singers who are probably better examples for teenage women? Amanda Bynes is just one name that comes to mind...

#3 By (Anonymous) 5:04pm on April 25, 2008

This is what you get when you create rules.

#4 By (Anonymous) 6:10pm on April 25, 2008

isn't amanda bynes like 30 by now?

#5 By (Anonymous) 4:42pm on April 26, 2008

What's a creampie? I would google it, but I'M SCARED.

#6 By Kathryn O. 4:11pm on May 10, 2008

YOU ARE?!?!?

#7 By Disgusted (Unregistered User) 4:46pm on July 23, 2008

This is a trully revolting article that, in effort, tries to inform us about the problem of teenage porn, but in reality, glorifies the oversexualization of teens.

First of all, you say teen porn is, in a sense, bad, yet you and your "friend" gladly watch it. Second of all you end on a note that has nothing really to do with your article-- I mean Miley Cyrus has done some riskay things, but porn is not one of them. It seems to me that this article was just an excuse to describe, in detail, the porn that you and your friend saw one crazy drunk night. Really, I dont see an intellectual point to this article, only that you and your drunk friends watched teen porn...and liked it.

This is an article that shouldn't be published under the respected academic name Yale Daily News, but under some odd blog on the internet that only you, your friends, and all other cream pie lovers, read.

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